101
Published by . . . Dallas Meow . . . . on Friday at 8:16 AM.
1. I have always wanted to be 5’ 6”.
2. I favor a BLT and Millies in California makes the absolute best ever.
3. - HEY - I know automotive: I DO SO know what makes a car go:
Gas is squirted into the engine, the spark plug causes an explosion, the explosion scares the crud out of the car and it runs away.
4. I have favorite old cars. One is a circa 60’s ford fairlane station wagon. [no, no, not the one with country paneling… like this
5. I was on a bowling team once. I was the darling of the playoffs. Everyone wanted
me on their team! [Because of my HUGE handicap]
6. I hope to never cut my hair for the rest of my life. [‘cept trimming to keep it tidy and even]
7. I cannot speak French.
8. I get cold easily.
9. Still, I prefer winter to summer.
10. I’ve spent enough time in the sun.
11. I like taking online quizzes.
12. Especially those that tell me how geeky I am.
13. I have never been arrested, never even had detention in school.
14. I forgot #14.
15. I am sick of agorastinkinphobia and panic anxiety attacks.
16. Teach me to knit - or crochet.
17. I have so much money invested in scrapbooking - at least it seems as if I do. I gave away boxes of stuff when I moved. The odd thing about all this is that, like sewing, I do not scrap.
18. I do not sew, only on a blue moon have threaded that needle and managed to get the machine to work. But I have huge bins of fabric. Before I moved, I gave three bins to Diane at my old job. She sews EVERYTHING she wears.
19. I had what was diagnosed as a siezure several years ago in California while at an air show.
20. My license was taken away and I could not drive.
21. My pie eyed friend [joke, it's her nickname] drove quite far to drive me a few places, when I wasn't able to get folks I'd known for 10 years to find a bit of time for me.
22. I once got lost on the bus in Los Angeles.
23. That is, missed my stop and stayed on til the end of the line til the end of the day. I was too scared to do anything or tell anyone. I was by myself. I was 9.
24. I don’t know why but I don’t like public transportation. I’ll go to extreme lengths to drive or walk. oh, maybe I know why.
25. I do love to fly.
26. I would love to fly somewhere now.
27. Alaska.
28. and Idaho.
29. and NY to see Yankee stadium [guess it's too late to see the house that Ruth built].
30. I’ve been in an ambulance and it’s no fun at all.
31. Being in the firehouse is way so much loads of fun.
32. I love polka dot dresses.
33. and ‘barbie’ shoes.
34. sensible shoes are not for me, though I do enjoy a good fuzzy slipper now and then. mmm fuzzy.
35. cheese is not my friend.
36. I am a slave to ice cream. An intervention has thus far spared my life, but I live – like all addicts – one day at a time.
37. I fear the cherry garcia is lurking in every corner.
38. I hate walmart. The scariest freakiest folks shop there mingled in amongst normal people.
39. I spoke at church and didn't have a panic attack.
40. Better 40 than 50 . . . sigh.
41. If I wish on enough shooting stars, one day I WILL wake up and find a motorcycle in my garage.
42. I love the night sky here in Texas.
43. I love the weather, it constantly changes.
44. Thunder and lightning are the best.
45. I might run out of things before 101.
46. When I put clothes in the dryer I use 1 ½ dryer sheets.
47. milk chocolate covered marshmallow rocks.
48. both my kiddos are taller than me.
49. have been since 5th grade.
50. I have a grey hair on the top of my head that grows like a spring.
51. I pull it out every few months when it grows back.
52. It had better never invite friends. the grey hair.
53. I loved gymnastics in school as well. loved the balance bar and unevens. But came close to my first broken bone falling off the unevens, permanent damage - so coach tried to console me by convincing me I could still... coach.
54. Baseball season needs to last longer - baseball season wherein the Yankees play here in Texas that is.
55. I have never caught a ball at a game. Do you know how many of hundreds of games I have gone to? Thousands maybe. The odds are, I should have caught one by now.
56. I have participated in the beach ball bash at Dodger Stadium games.
57. the other Southern California team are only good for hosting the Yankees.
58. I like hockey.
59. I had to miss the 2007 supercross.
60. And I cried.
61. I remember the beginning of the hamburglar. Liked him, but Ronald is frightening.
62. And used to go see Little Oscar in his Weiner mobile when I was little.
63. Learnng to knit is high on my to do list.
64. Did I promise I had 101?
65. I make a killer grilled cheese sandwich.
66. Given no supervision I'd have popcorn [microwave popsecret homestyle] and Perrier water every night for dinner [watching House or Without a Trace]
67. Good thing I have kids to discipline!
68. Perhaps I could marry an acupuncturist, professional massuese.....
69. I once went paragliding in Mexico - over the ocean - it was MARVELOUS
70. I had a Honda 350 motorcycle that I taught myself to ride.
71. 'ride' being an interpretive term.
72. I prefer to wash dishes than use the dishwasher. My 65 year old looking hands prove it. because I am only 55 [I lie, I am not even 50 - but my hands look 65].
73. even though I hate to wash dishes and was often in BIG TROUBLE for not doing it when I was a kid.
74. My family had a dog named gumby once.
75. - I called it George
76. I am old enough to have seen animal house in the theater in it's first release.
77. sadly, the boys we went with crushed their soda cans on their heads on the way to TOMMY'S BURGERS on Rampart afterwards. Wished they'd waited and tried to crush Tommy's sodas .....[glass bottles only, we could gotten rid of the losers].
78. mmmmmmmmmm, Tommy's. There is only one original, no matter what the imitator's sign says. And no Texas chile matches up.... maybe mine.
79. Magos in Gardena was fab too when it was a hole in the wall. [Teryaki Avocado Burgers baby!]
80. wait, these are not things about me. - 'cuz I'm lame and can't think of 101 - or - I can't stay focused and chatter off track easily.
81. I was not allowed to wear jeans as a kid. Only had one pair in high school and had to sneak them so dad didn't see them.
82. but I drove for years without a license.
83. I cannot carry a tune in a bucket.
84. Nor can I tune a piano or a fish, though I took both piano and guitar lessons for a few years.
85. I am fascinated with anyone who can play the harmonica. It seems like a magial trick.
86. I enjoy watching tap dancers, yet do not enjoy movies or plays that are musicals.
87. most especially I do not enjoy OOOOOOOOOOOklahoma.
88. I was roller skating QUEEN of my neighborhood.
89. my knees prove it.
90. I could ride my bike with my skates on, and they were the metal use-a-key kind.
91. I wore glasses as a kid and went through 3 pair a year on average.
92. they don't stay in your sweater pocket at recess when you're doing double dutch, and when class is back in session, the playground is a driveway. snap, crackle, pop ....
93. I am terrified of the movie HALLOWEEN.
94. I cry every day, sometimes three times a day.
95. I am claustrophobic. but not as much as I was when I moved to Texas. Hard to be claustraphoic when you are also agoraphobic. Lends a whole new meaning to feng shui - every room REALLY has to be JUST SO so that I feel 'safe' yet not confined. I need more money so I can have a bigger house and really really never have to leave it.
96. My favorite steak is ribeye, well-done, extra salty, extra peppery, extra garlicsalty. I want one now. But NEED to have my jaw wired shut to lose 30 lbs.
97. I love most country music.
98. I love most alternative rock.
99. I joined walk across texas.
100. I've signed up to do the 2007 Breast Cancer3 day to benefit Susan G. Komen for the Cure... Help me raise money! PLEASE.
101. Ciao Miao <--- ok, I luv u bye bye
2. I favor a BLT and Millies in California makes the absolute best ever.
3. - HEY - I know automotive: I DO SO know what makes a car go:
Gas is squirted into the engine, the spark plug causes an explosion, the explosion scares the crud out of the car and it runs away.
4. I have favorite old cars. One is a circa 60’s ford fairlane station wagon. [no, no, not the one with country paneling… like this
5. I was on a bowling team once. I was the darling of the playoffs. Everyone wanted
me on their team! [Because of my HUGE handicap]6. I hope to never cut my hair for the rest of my life. [‘cept trimming to keep it tidy and even]
7. I cannot speak French.
8. I get cold easily.
9. Still, I prefer winter to summer.
10. I’ve spent enough time in the sun.
11. I like taking online quizzes.
12. Especially those that tell me how geeky I am.
13. I have never been arrested, never even had detention in school.
14. I forgot #14.
15. I am sick of agorastinkinphobia and panic anxiety attacks.
16. Teach me to knit - or crochet.
17. I have so much money invested in scrapbooking - at least it seems as if I do. I gave away boxes of stuff when I moved. The odd thing about all this is that, like sewing, I do not scrap.
18. I do not sew, only on a blue moon have threaded that needle and managed to get the machine to work. But I have huge bins of fabric. Before I moved, I gave three bins to Diane at my old job. She sews EVERYTHING she wears.
19. I had what was diagnosed as a siezure several years ago in California while at an air show.
20. My license was taken away and I could not drive.
21. My pie eyed friend [joke, it's her nickname] drove quite far to drive me a few places, when I wasn't able to get folks I'd known for 10 years to find a bit of time for me.
22. I once got lost on the bus in Los Angeles.
23. That is, missed my stop and stayed on til the end of the line til the end of the day. I was too scared to do anything or tell anyone. I was by myself. I was 9.
24. I don’t know why but I don’t like public transportation. I’ll go to extreme lengths to drive or walk. oh, maybe I know why.
25. I do love to fly.
26. I would love to fly somewhere now.
27. Alaska.
28. and Idaho.
29. and NY to see Yankee stadium [guess it's too late to see the house that Ruth built].
30. I’ve been in an ambulance and it’s no fun at all.
31. Being in the firehouse is way so much loads of fun.
32. I love polka dot dresses.
33. and ‘barbie’ shoes.
34. sensible shoes are not for me, though I do enjoy a good fuzzy slipper now and then. mmm fuzzy.
35. cheese is not my friend.
36. I am a slave to ice cream. An intervention has thus far spared my life, but I live – like all addicts – one day at a time.
37. I fear the cherry garcia is lurking in every corner.
38. I hate walmart. The scariest freakiest folks shop there mingled in amongst normal people.
39. I spoke at church and didn't have a panic attack.
40. Better 40 than 50 . . . sigh.
41. If I wish on enough shooting stars, one day I WILL wake up and find a motorcycle in my garage.
42. I love the night sky here in Texas.
43. I love the weather, it constantly changes.
44. Thunder and lightning are the best.
45. I might run out of things before 101.
46. When I put clothes in the dryer I use 1 ½ dryer sheets.
47. milk chocolate covered marshmallow rocks.
48. both my kiddos are taller than me.
49. have been since 5th grade.
50. I have a grey hair on the top of my head that grows like a spring.
51. I pull it out every few months when it grows back.
52. It had better never invite friends. the grey hair.
53. I loved gymnastics in school as well. loved the balance bar and unevens. But came close to my first broken bone falling off the unevens, permanent damage - so coach tried to console me by convincing me I could still... coach.
54. Baseball season needs to last longer - baseball season wherein the Yankees play here in Texas that is.
55. I have never caught a ball at a game. Do you know how many of hundreds of games I have gone to? Thousands maybe. The odds are, I should have caught one by now.
56. I have participated in the beach ball bash at Dodger Stadium games.
57. the other Southern California team are only good for hosting the Yankees.
58. I like hockey.
59. I had to miss the 2007 supercross.
60. And I cried.
61. I remember the beginning of the hamburglar. Liked him, but Ronald is frightening.
62. And used to go see Little Oscar in his Weiner mobile when I was little.
63. Learnng to knit is high on my to do list.
64. Did I promise I had 101?
65. I make a killer grilled cheese sandwich.
66. Given no supervision I'd have popcorn [microwave popsecret homestyle] and Perrier water every night for dinner [watching House or Without a Trace]
67. Good thing I have kids to discipline!
68. Perhaps I could marry an acupuncturist, professional massuese.....
69. I once went paragliding in Mexico - over the ocean - it was MARVELOUS
70. I had a Honda 350 motorcycle that I taught myself to ride.
71. 'ride' being an interpretive term.
72. I prefer to wash dishes than use the dishwasher. My 65 year old looking hands prove it. because I am only 55 [I lie, I am not even 50 - but my hands look 65].
73. even though I hate to wash dishes and was often in BIG TROUBLE for not doing it when I was a kid.
74. My family had a dog named gumby once.
75. - I called it George
76. I am old enough to have seen animal house in the theater in it's first release.
77. sadly, the boys we went with crushed their soda cans on their heads on the way to TOMMY'S BURGERS on Rampart afterwards. Wished they'd waited and tried to crush Tommy's sodas .....[glass bottles only, we could gotten rid of the losers].
78. mmmmmmmmmm, Tommy's. There is only one original, no matter what the imitator's sign says. And no Texas chile matches up.... maybe mine.
79. Magos in Gardena was fab too when it was a hole in the wall. [Teryaki Avocado Burgers baby!]
80. wait, these are not things about me. - 'cuz I'm lame and can't think of 101 - or - I can't stay focused and chatter off track easily.
81. I was not allowed to wear jeans as a kid. Only had one pair in high school and had to sneak them so dad didn't see them.
82. but I drove for years without a license.
83. I cannot carry a tune in a bucket.
84. Nor can I tune a piano or a fish, though I took both piano and guitar lessons for a few years.
85. I am fascinated with anyone who can play the harmonica. It seems like a magial trick.
86. I enjoy watching tap dancers, yet do not enjoy movies or plays that are musicals.
87. most especially I do not enjoy OOOOOOOOOOOklahoma.
88. I was roller skating QUEEN of my neighborhood.
89. my knees prove it.
90. I could ride my bike with my skates on, and they were the metal use-a-key kind.
91. I wore glasses as a kid and went through 3 pair a year on average.
92. they don't stay in your sweater pocket at recess when you're doing double dutch, and when class is back in session, the playground is a driveway. snap, crackle, pop ....
93. I am terrified of the movie HALLOWEEN.
94. I cry every day, sometimes three times a day.
95. I am claustrophobic. but not as much as I was when I moved to Texas. Hard to be claustraphoic when you are also agoraphobic. Lends a whole new meaning to feng shui - every room REALLY has to be JUST SO so that I feel 'safe' yet not confined. I need more money so I can have a bigger house and really really never have to leave it.
96. My favorite steak is ribeye, well-done, extra salty, extra peppery, extra garlicsalty. I want one now. But NEED to have my jaw wired shut to lose 30 lbs.
97. I love most country music.
98. I love most alternative rock.
99. I joined walk across texas.
100. I've signed up to do the 2007 Breast Cancer3 day to benefit Susan G. Komen for the Cure... Help me raise money! PLEASE.
101. Ciao Miao <--- ok, I luv u bye bye
